sheldaaawn
LOLOL, sister's came in drunk, bought me chips, and now she's rambling on the phone to some guy, calling him a 'dick' constantly
(7 minutes ago)
ohdotoh
RT @ifnotwinter: I'm confused by the quantity of Tweeting librarians who seem to be drunk exhibitionists who hate their patrons #LameNew ...
(8 minutes ago)
JessieBarker
"Dealing with u is like dealing with a drunk baby, ive never actually dealt with 1, but when i imagine having to deal with 1 u come to mind"
(11 minutes ago)
AveRichJoe
RT @TendaCorleone: U know u r too drunk to drive when u swerve to miss a tree, and then realise it was just your air freshener hanging f ...
(16 minutes ago)
evkh@TheStrokes_Fans Last nite I met The Strokes. I went back to their hotel bar and got drunk with them, the support bands & Natalie Imbrulgia.
(20 minutes ago)
shaundramcph
I feel so bad, me and jess are really drunk and i can control myself but I don't know about jess. She needs to throw up more then i do.
(20 minutes ago)