Blakk_French
Need a change of scenery.....I'm bout 2 leave Ny wit da quickness move in 2 London asap gonna fuhk wit my olda bratha out dere
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DuckE_MaCC
i should take him more often,, my brother bout to get all the 5th grade bitxches ahaa soon as we do somethin wit that head lmaoo
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kartelmedia
While I was hustlin some grease on my neighboors waterpump some antifreeze fell in my eye. Its blurry but I feel like I'm on acid.
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socialist666
RT @LisaLampanelli: NY man says he drunkenly lost $1.3 million artwork. The only thing more embarrassing was the tattoo he got that read ...
(1 minute ago)
DiamondJasina
Dating someone when you gave all of you too soon and they treat you like crap. Later you learn not to let it happen again #lessonlearned.
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RawrImRalph
I would be watching Gangland on a Thursday night alone stealing my mothers fruit snacks <3
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4everJill
My son asked for chicken wings since he was sick. I'm suppose to be on vacation and my kids and sister got me cooking and baking a pie
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Golden_Godess
Ok so Dave Chappelle wiled out on a private jet recently. He kept asking the pilot if they were close 2 landing n he even grabbed him.
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