J_T_Riley
I am in Malton in search of people with normal genetic makeup, don't fancy my chances, already had the 'we don't like strangers' look!
(1 minute ago)
Combsy91
"@UberFacts: 40% of people who are rejected in a romantic relationship slip into clinical depression."Well they are pretty pathetic.
(2 minutes ago)
nad_ndyrn
RT @dailyteenwords: There are a lot of people who call you by your name but there's only one person who can make it sound so damn special.
(2 minutes ago)
charliescarbs@TfLofficial another joke Met line journey,the driver apologised for"musical trains"making hundreds of people get off,back on,then off again
(3 minutes ago)
citylad60@ExeterCCM just like to say the policy of nine tickets per household left a lot of people disappointmented
(4 minutes ago)