madeoftinyboxes
do you remember. that this happened? were you there? i was. i thought you were too. now i am not so sure.
(3 minutes ago)
swobes
Shoes shipped! Now I wait for an airplane to fly over, and drop a package with a parachute. 20 bucks gets your shoes on an airplane fast.
(3 minutes ago)
smsiviy
Thanks Mom, for not telling me to get a gift receipt so now I have to stand in line again.
(6 minutes ago)
EricMueller
Exploring rural Missouri-- Warsaw was charming, and now I'm in Springfield. Lots of rib joints, Western Sizzlin', inexpensive gas, Perkins!
(6 minutes ago)
tongamom
All i know is you said cock in mouth and now i'm wet. Damm you nessa!
(6 minutes ago)
mayathegreat
Angry because they're sending me to another location for my violin. Wish they would've told me sooner...now I don't have time before work.
(9 minutes ago)
ophelia11
So, turns out that headache went to get his big brother who proceeded to kick my ass for 12 hours. But now I'm up, had cornflakes. Sunshine!
(10 minutes ago)