grum@Devar can I come to work with you? I won't get in your way. Just tell me where the hot nurses are.
(6 minutes ago)
macaroniandglue
Diet tip of the day: Have about a zillion snacks in your house that are <70 calories. Learn to eat only one at a time. It can be done.
(8 minutes ago)
Twurphy
Twurphy’s Law # 5 - The dodgier the youtube video you’re sneakily watching, the likelier it is you’ve forgotten to plug in your headphones.
(9 minutes ago)
MarkSuter
Its a GREAT day in Ireland.. Hope yours is going like a boeing? Believe that YOU CAN do it.... Believe in YOUR Dreams & NEVER EVER Give up!!
(17 minutes ago)
ByteSizeDiva@332 hold your breath for a count of 10. Or dissolve 1 tsp of sugar in your mouth. Or eat a teaspoon of peanut butter - that always works!
(19 minutes ago)
lu_lu@grum i hate not having Scrubs more than i hate watching TV when you're in your underwear! also, there's a thing called "pants" :P
(25 minutes ago)
klayon
2-year-olds are much like authoritarian regimes: they do much that is reportworthy, while deftly interfering in your ability to report it.
(29 minutes ago)
jdiloretto
overheard in newsroom, exec producer to reporter over phone: "you said in your live shot you felt a fine mist. still getting a mist?"
(34 minutes ago)